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The trip 🌴
Maya, Josh, Sam +3
Maya
guys. the trip spreadsheet has been in this chat for three weeks
11:42
Josh
lol
11:44
Sam
🎙 voice note · 6:12
11:58
Judy says
Three weeks, one spreadsheet, zero bookings. Josh answered a planning question with “lol”, and Sam recorded a six-minute podcast for a yes/no question. This trip isn’t happening, and deep down all of you know it.
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Who really runs the chat
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Everyone’s role
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The numbers
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The thing nobody says
The pattern that’s been sitting in plain sight for months.
Where this is heading
Judy’s honest forecast. It might sting a little.
Judy’s report
ExamplePart 2
Maya built a spreadsheet. Color-coded. With a tab for flights. It has been viewed exactly once — by Maya.
Josh · 11:44
lol
Josh’s contribution to the trip so far is the word “lol”, sent four times, each time in reply to a date.
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